Pure

Fred had got hold of a copy of More! and he was reading out the problem page. Tom, Eric, Jeff and Cheyenne was there too.
"Listen to this," Fred looked up from the paper, pages flipping and skipping in the wind.
"Dear Kate... please help me. My boyfriend and i have been sleeping together.." Fred read aloud to the group.
"Snore!" Jeff said, not looking up from his hands.
"Just wait, alright?" Fred grinned, looking back at the page.
"My boyfriend and i have been sleeping together for over a year and just recently I've begun to wet myself during orgasm.."
"Fuck me!" Eric said, "How fucking rough is that!"
"My boyfriend says it doesn't matter.." Fred read.
"yeah, right," Eric snickered "I get he does."
"But my confidence is suffering and now i can't have sex at all." Fred finished.
"Well, that's her fucking problem right there." Eric said.
Fred ignored him as he read the response. "The first thing you need to do is relax.."
"Wrong!" Eric began "The first thing you need to do.." But Fred was already nodding as they laughed it out together. No one else seemed to understand their inside joke.
Fred dumped the magazine behind him on the grass as Tom laid back on his elbows.
"Guess what," Cheyenne said, and everyone turned. "I missed a period."
"Really?" I bit my lip, wishing it hadn't come out sounding so interested.
"Yeah?" Eric said, "You pregnant then?"
She shrugged, "I'm on the pill.. but it's only 99 percent reliable."
"Does that mean you'll only have 1 percent of a baby?" I said, as a joke.